How does unknown fells~~~

I was frantically looking for something.
It's okay to stumble, so go forward.
I know it's foolish, I just run on without regret.
The only one I can trust is myself.
The fangs I bared at anything and everything.
I wanna be strong, give me the strangth to live on my own.
Honestly, I was just scared of betrayalI knew that nothing would change if I kept running away.
But I couldn't change myself.
The loneliness I prided myself on
Was a pair of wings to escape to my worthless dreams.

There was no freedom, nothing beyond this light.
I was drowning in each rough new day.
Before I knew it I was shouldering such loneliness.
It was hard. To be honest, I really didn't want to be on my own.
Since always pretending to be strong makes one forget one's true face.
It's important to occassionally loosen up and rely on others.
Hurt... when you want to cry, face the great big sky.
And scream out in a loud voice.
That you want to forget yourself, so you can keep being who you are.
The encouraging voices of my father, my mother, and my friends.
Spurred on, even one so weak as myself, they gave me the light.
The loneliness and pain of my youth that I prided myself on.
Were a pair of wings to escape to my worthless dreams.
If there's freedom to be had in that clear blue sky.
I wouldn't care if these wings torn out and the spot where I fel l Was 'Freedom'

anyone help~~~......................

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

duno why all of sudden i go crazy....anyway i dun bother about that lame tiny. Today weather was cool n chill thou hahaha yipeeeeee lalala gona work soon. Argh damn stress this few days zzz.
yawn GTS....go to sleep zzz zz z

300 SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"XERXES YOU ASS! WHERE'S MY FREAKIN' DINNER!?!"

"Then again, it is a Friday night. Hell may be overbooked..."

Plot???

The Geek city-state of Sparta(aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!) was the next in line to be conquered by the Iranians. Stressed about what to do, even after consulting a few Emperor Leonidas clones, King Gorgon had this conversation with his (quite hot) wife after having sex:

Leonidas: What must I do to defend SPARTAAAAAAAAA!?!

Gorgon: I think you should have hot gay sex with three hundred 299 other men.

Leonidas: (Misheard) Yes! I shall go to the Hot Gates with three hundred other men!

Gorgon: Fuck.

there is another conversation with the guy who nobody gives a shit about, let's call him fucknut

Fucknut: Das is modness.

Leonidas: ONE PIECE IS DA SHIT!

Fucknut: ANIME IS FOR N00BS WITH B00BS!

LEONIDAS: FUCK YOU, AND YOU AND YOU! *Leonidas kicks a lot of random people off in the pit*
another where Xerxes sends one of his Messengers:
Messenger: Hey, Leonidas, Xerxes says surrender or die.

Leonidas: Fuck you, bitch!! *Reveals his legendary Shit Cannon*

Messenger: You don't threaten the messenger! This is madness!!

Leonidas: Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!! *Activates the Shit Cannon*

Leonidas: Die a shitty death in the pit!!

Messenger: ARRRRGH!!!

Sparta daily activities:

Beware of Sparta Pigeon

Sparta doin some hip-hop style

Sparta used to be a terrorist. LOL

***Sorry for the vulgar words LOL like you never use it before ==

Statue of Liberty

To thank the United States for their help in liberating France from the ravages of Napoleon in 1812, King Leng Lui XIII decided to commission a spectacular monument as a gift to the Americans. The statue was originally meant to be modelled after Big Mama posing nude on a Kawasaki H2R, but this incredibly stupid idea was decided against at the last minute.

Finally, after nearly a century of false starts, in 1903 France shipped their masterpiece (via UFO) to New York City Harbor where it was unveiled to the American people. When it turned out to be a lousy 150 feet (46 meters) tall piece of copper, the Americans laughed derisively, causing no end of embarrassment to the French delegation. Just one year later, real American sculptors did a proper job of it by making a scale replica of the original statue 1,000 times as tall (28 miles (46 km)) and carved out of solid gold.

The attack by Linkin Park

In 2008, the Statue of Liberty was attacked by Linkin Park. The attack failed when Metallica released their album Pastor of Muppets, which made Linkin Park cry when played very loudly.

Liberty Finger

The American sculpture modified this Statue of Liberty to Liberty Finger. This statue represent the Finger of Justice!!! It is believe that this sign will give peace and freedom from the Darth side, Darth Vader. dot dot dot Wisely is lack of brain idea cells so don`t know what to write =X =X

PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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if oni a few den can mention my name gua

warning warning beware of gigantic penguin in smkbbsp!!!

PENGUINJA

Penguinja, or ninja penguins, as they are more commonly known, are some of the most secretive and stealthy ninjas in existence. Some people claim that they don't exist, but that is only because ninja penguins are so good at hiding. Some people believe that Jacqueline creates the martial art called PENGUINJA!!!!

Wearing hoods to disguise their penguin appearance, they infiltrate your home while you're out and take up residence in your refrigerator, behind all the moldy leftovers that you're never going to eat. The next time you open your refrigerator, they leap out from behind the Tupperware and kill you using their secret Mad Ninja Skillz techniques. No one knows why they do this. Do they want something belonging to their victim? Are they assassins, hired by an enemy of the victim? Do they simply enjoy killing? Are they on a mission to eliminate people who don't clean out their refrigerators? It is a mystery which, sadly, shall probably remain forever unsolved, since most people who have seen a ninja penguin have not lived to tell the tale.

Beware, penguinja target disbelievers.
The best ways to prevent a Ninja Penguin from killing you are the following:
-Leave an offering of fresh fish with marshmallows on your doorstep.
-Never leave your house.
-Clean out your refrigerator frequently, or, just don't own a refrigerator.
-Buy or build a giant robot with which to defend yourself.
-Throw disks of various Linux distros at it as a distraction.
-Dump water on it or it will spit Acid out it's mouth!

-Put a C4 in your refrigerator

-Put a shark in your refrigerator so that it can eat up the penguinja

However, none of these are foolproof, and many of these things have proved not to be an obstacle in the face of the penguinja's Mad Ninja Skillz.
Additionally, there's some sort of rubbish mulling about that penguinja aren't mammals. This is an obvious attempt to exclude them from the ranks of ninja by the Warlocks, their primary rivals. The Walocks promote the idea that penguinjas are actually flightless birds. Penguinjas are not birds although they can fly.

EARLY PENGUIN ARMIES OF DOOM!!!

The first Penguin Army of Doom was established in Sri Petaling, Kuala Lumpur in 1993A.D., and was led by General Happy Feet JACQUELINE. General JACQUELINE was a trilingual, speaking Penguinish, and Latin. At first, the small army suffered the pain of deprivation. Soon, Colonel Penggus kahyan =X (a rather uneducated penguin who spoke only broken Penguinish) came up with the brilliant idea of advertising, and posted these campaign posters all throughout Sri Petaling. Unfortunately, these signs were soon retired because the words "of doom" had been extracted, and too many non-evil penguins were enlisting. this resulted in the death of many inocent dolphins, the arch-enemy of most non-evil penguins. dolphins were hunted down, and slaying before the eyes of the family, just to be shot to the moon. One simply can not imagine the horrible pain the dolphins must have been in, whilst there guts where leaving the body, in ways they where not ment to. It must have been horrible, HORRIBLE! And if a dolphin loving person would read this he would most certainly not like it. At all. he would be crying right now, because what happened to the poor litle dolphins was too damn painfull, and, oh, the awfull trauma they must have suffered, must be horible. HORIBLE! OH NOES, HOW THE POOR LIL BASTARDS MUST HAVE SUFFERED! IS BECAUSE OF THE PENGUINS.....nah out of topic

MODERN PENGUIN ARMIES OF THE DOOM!!!

Today, Penguin Armies of Doom are only found in Antarctica, as that was the only place where penguins could go and not be ridiculed by society. On some gogolem for saken rock in Antarctica is the sacred statue of Penggus Maxximus, where all members of the modern Penguin Army of Doom are required to sit in front of and stare blankly at for thirty seconds a year. If a penguin loses its concentration while doing so, it has to waddle eighty miles back to the coastline and try again next season.

LEADER OF THE PENGUIN!!!

The Penquins have two distinct leaders and a number of various "Super-Penquins" (Captain Penquin, WolverPenquin, BatPenquin, CatPenquin, PenquinPenquin etc.) but these are basically Penquin versions of other Superhero's. The proper Leader's are Mrs. Jacqueline.

Mrs. Jacqueline

One of Satan's girl, Feathers is currently undergoing peace talk with America. These ended last week with Feathers going into hand to hand combat with Barrack Obama. Feathers got out by the skin of her super beak but did give President Obama a nasty taste. Feathers is currently organising his armies in the South and North Pole's but he sends regular super beak missiles to various parts of the globe in an attempt to scare other countries.

INVASION OF THE EARTH!!!

In 2020, Ultimate Overlord Penguin gathered together the Penguin Armies of Doom and became the general of the entire Army. Touring all over Antarctica, the United Overseas Penguin made many vigorous speeches across the frozen continent, saying that the entire planet of Earth will have to be conquered by the penguins. Whinney the POOH, leading his military penguin followers on marches all over Antarctica, shouted, "Deodorants are made of white chocolate Wheeeeee!" while wearing ladies' underpants on his head. The penguins have hailed her as the most heroic penguin ever alive.

DO PENGUIN ATTACK HUMANS?

YES. They're raiding my house of all underwear as we speak! Why doesn't Mr. SHARK do something before it's too late?!

X-MEN!!!

Scott "Cyclops"- Called the cyclops for his tendency to show people his one red eyed monster, Scott gets his kicks by shooting off his one-eyed load.

Ororo "Storm" Moron- Ororo is the first character we get to see change. In the 80's she is a skinny punk boy with a mohawk, but by the 90's she had a full head of hair. This drama queen controls the weather. Her most famous line is "Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? LOL

"Wolverine"- A complete asshole who has a genetic condition that involves his fingernails to grow like mUtHa@u#K@r. He defeats his enemies by repeatedly stabbing and then molesting them. He is also a skilled pianist jut like Beethoveen....=.O"

"Gambit"- This flaming joker is quite the card player. He has the power to be so gay that it charges his cards. The result of being hit by the card is a gay-explosion. Unfortunately being a member of the X-men didn't work out for Gambit mainly because he and Wolverine both had a gay crush on Cyclops. Gambit moved to Las Vegas, where he got into trouble with the the mafia.....out of idea zzz skip to next

Note: It has been confirmed that the "X" was stolen from X-files and is currently in copyright....
The X-Men Administration

= Professor X-Who lost use of his legs when his step-brother David Beckham teamed up with yet a third step sibling named turkey and used him to make a wish after a Thanksgiving dinner.

= Father X-mas-Who gained his powers after being pissed off by Santa Claus.

= Mega Man X - Retired from Dr. Light's group of Y-Men to join the X-Men. Looks okay in a rock.

= Sonic X - Who joined to avenge the deaths of Tails with the EggMan!!!

= Xbox - Former vice president of Planet X that creates this Xbox software to help X-men to go clubbing.

= Xbox 360 -The leader formally known as Xbox.