300 SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"XERXES YOU ASS! WHERE'S MY FREAKIN' DINNER!?!"

"Then again, it is a Friday night. Hell may be overbooked..."

Plot???

The Geek city-state of Sparta(aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!) was the next in line to be conquered by the Iranians. Stressed about what to do, even after consulting a few Emperor Leonidas clones, King Gorgon had this conversation with his (quite hot) wife after having sex:

Leonidas: What must I do to defend SPARTAAAAAAAAA!?!

Gorgon: I think you should have hot gay sex with three hundred 299 other men.

Leonidas: (Misheard) Yes! I shall go to the Hot Gates with three hundred other men!

Gorgon: Fuck.

there is another conversation with the guy who nobody gives a shit about, let's call him fucknut

Fucknut: Das is modness.

Leonidas: ONE PIECE IS DA SHIT!

Fucknut: ANIME IS FOR N00BS WITH B00BS!

LEONIDAS: FUCK YOU, AND YOU AND YOU! *Leonidas kicks a lot of random people off in the pit*
another where Xerxes sends one of his Messengers:
Messenger: Hey, Leonidas, Xerxes says surrender or die.

Leonidas: Fuck you, bitch!! *Reveals his legendary Shit Cannon*

Messenger: You don't threaten the messenger! This is madness!!

Leonidas: Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!! *Activates the Shit Cannon*

Leonidas: Die a shitty death in the pit!!

Messenger: ARRRRGH!!!

Sparta daily activities:

Beware of Sparta Pigeon

Sparta doin some hip-hop style

Sparta used to be a terrorist. LOL

***Sorry for the vulgar words LOL like you never use it before ==