Eminem!!!

As a teenager, Eminem was uncertain what he wanted to be when he grew up. For a long time, he interned with the M&Ms chocolate costume. (However, he was too tall to fit in the outfit, and was forced to join a diffrent section of the business and become a wrapper. His family thought he meant “rapper”, and helped him find his way into his current career. Near the beginning of his music career, he contracted the E-virus, which causes its victims to write all of their capital E’s as Ǝ. Later in life, he had a skin transplant, and officially turned into a black man.


EminƎm is known for songs about hating his mother, beating his wife, disliking homosexuals and saying the F-word. He has become an icon to woman abusers, and bums universally. This hatred also popularized the term “wife-basher” (for white tank-tops).
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